What happened to

D~L~ngo.com?

IMPORTANT NOTICE  DOUBLE ACTUNG!  VERSCHLINGABING!


Where has D~L~ngo been?  A while ago, the resubscription to Network Solutions for DiLingo.com was under the auspices of the National Ambivalence Society.  Well...they couldn’t even keep their lease at the Dead Nixon Mall for failure to get their rent in on time, and the meeting to discuss this was repeatedly postponed due to a lack of a motivated quorum until its next meeting, which was labeled, “Postponed till further notice.”  Now, DiLingo.com has been reduced, denigrated, humiliated into a automobile retail site for Fords.  In Canada, even!  Can you think of a further fall from the grace of an eclectic, ethereal, philosophically challenging site like DiLingo.com to “dilingo.com”?  ROF, N&V


To the rescue was the movie theater chain at the Dead Nixon Mall in the Hollyfields, the H. Simplex, timed to coincide for the premier of its blockbuster movie, the much hyped sci-fi thriller, “Singularity,” the first 1-D movie.  H. Simplex (the smaller 12-theater venue to its larger H. Com-Plex), quickly bought out DiLingo.net, DiLingo.org, and multipleasms.org (unrelated but too-good-to-pass-up speculation future porn site).  DiLingo.org is shelved for future use, should some Chevy dealership scoop up Dilingo.NET, but for now, DiLingo (D~L~ngo) is safe, sound, and tucked away here at DiLingo.net. 


It is rebuilding slowly as we speak.  Patience and peristalsis shall prevail.  --S. Cocconus, D.E.

  1. 1.  VERBS

  2. 2.  TENSES

  3. 3.  NOUNS

  4. 4.  PRONOUNS

  5. 5.  ADJECTIVES

  6. 6.  ADVERBS

  7. 7.  PREPOSITIONS

  8. 8.  CONJUNCTIONS

  9. 9.  NUMBERS

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